3 definitions by Juls309

Jew Breakfast

When you go into a hotel and pretend that your a guest in order to gain entry to the free continent breakfast, usually stretching as you walk by the front desk indicating that you possibly just woke up.

Lets stop at that Holiday Inn and have ourselves a Jew Breakfast I hear the continental breakfast is awesome but you have to look like you just got up.

by Juls309 March 18, 2015

Cold sweater

When you have to poop so bad you start to get the cold sweats.

Mary Ann step on the gas I'm getting a cold sweater over here.

by Juls309 February 11, 2015

Jew Calendar

A calander the Jews use by filling in all the days that various establishments are giving something away for free or at an extremely reduced price.

Before we go out let me check my Jew calendar and see if we can get a free or cheap meal.

by Juls309 March 16, 2015