clittortoise

A woman whose vagina hides her clit when a predator is near

My clittortoise went into hiding when I saw my ex boyfriend.

by madsssolm September 18, 2023

clitoff

when the woman's partner bites off the clitoris and has the most intense orgasm spray of their lives. too bad it will be the last, for there is no more clitoris to receive pleasure.

THAT WAS THE FUCKING BEST CLITOFF I WILL EVER HAVE! EVER!

by fu fu peni December 30, 2010

cliptopedia

constant theft of little children

That guy has cliptopedia.
How do you know?
Would you look at all the kids he's shoving in his van?!

by Kanderella May 10, 2011

Clinton Robinson

is usally a man who is blessed with a gaint penis and is great at intercourse.

A Clinton Robinson is the perfect boy friend

by sam12221222122 October 19, 2011

Clinton cash

a) a book by Peter Schweitzer trying to defrock a priest and expose Hillary and Bill Clinton for what they are

b) ill, or illegally, gotten money that is then used for shady activities

If you don't want to sing like a bird don't dabble in Clinton cash, def b)

by Sexydimma August 16, 2016

Clinton touch

A touch that is exactly opposite to King Midas's touch, where everything a person does is a total and utter failures/disaster

Am I dreaming or is almost every democratic US politician who is a lawyer by profession have the Clinton touch?

by Sexydimma August 23, 2016

Clintontitus

A form of mental infection or affliction when hear a lot of hot garbage only to wake up in a cold sweat. You awake realizing the promise of a life with free collage tuation where the best job prospects after graduation is Starbucks barista serving Wall St. Hedge fund mangers all laughing while driving in a Lamborghini. Its a recurring affliction, like herpes, that comes every 4 years when the next promise of free grad school qualifies you for management at the same Starbucks's, only to realize the job you sought with your education was only available in India. The root cause is unmitigated corruption and believing pathological lies, thinking one of these ideas will eventually stick.

Dude your still living in your moms basement playing x-box and your 38, I think you have a long running bout of Clintontitus.

by Tbtguess November 6, 2016