cause God

the perfect answer to anything in life

Francesca: "Hey, wanna go to that party tonight?"
Jen: "No."
Francesca: "Why?"
Jen: "Cause God."

by Twunfinfs June 2, 2008

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causemonger

person, especially a celebrity or wealthy person, always involved in an organization or helping a cause. Examples include Angelina Jolie and Paul McCartney.

Everyone who lives in San Francisco is a causemonger. They just can't seem to be happy unless they're bettering the planet somehow.

by bowlingforcolumbuncombe July 27, 2009

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claustra

Claustra is a word to describe an uncertain and overwhelming state of anxst. Also known as the precursor to an emotional breakdown or panic attack.

I am claustra, I need to leave now.

by Sandra kimock November 25, 2018

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Jewish folklore, don't tell our Rabbi, OK?, but there is a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. She is a nice and really funny lady that comes around once a year and brings children who believe in her toys, especially us really good Jewish kids who Santa seems to forget or who because we are Jewish isn't allowed to sneek in our houses by slipping down the chimney or if you live in an apartment with out a chimney altogether. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture and Santa Claus for that way cool guy from the North Pole all the other kids in the world get their toys from.

"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol,

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"She is such a nice Yenta! And to think we have a real Bubbie that brings the kinderlach such nice toys! Don't tell Rabbi Cohen about Yenta Claus or else it's back to finding a nasty lump of coal!"

by Joy Cuddles September 16, 2008

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placenta claus

A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.

Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?

by MALOUSEK January 2, 2008

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