All the breads

A term used to describe all of a particular type of thing

'That supermaket has all the breads'
'They've got it all - all the breads'

by Mr Woo December 24, 2008

bannanabis bread

bannana bread with the dankest of buds.

"Ian's bannanabis bread gets me retarded."

by faded fayD April 25, 2009

meat and bread

slang for the receiving of a penis for money

shannon took my meat and bread for 30 fucking bucks.

by bigkuntrykane December 25, 2008

lembas bread

Bread made of 100% gluten. Through hundreds of years of GMO crop cultivation, the Elves of Middle Earth were able to create a type of bread made of 100% gluten. Lembas bread can last for months without being sealed or refrigerated, and requires no extra preservatives. The recipe was lost to time, but Monsanto is now close to recreating a strain of wheat almost identical to the one from which lembas bread was synthesized.

**While talking about a Lord of the Rings themed wedding cake**
Girl: Does it come in gluten free?
Gandalf: No. It's 100% gluten. Duh doy.
Girl: What if lembas bread is actually gluten free?
Gandalf: You kidding? Lembas bread is 100% gluten. It's literally pure gluten. Do you even the precious?

by ralphthemagician June 24, 2014

bread cut

A slang term for a hair cut. A fresh hair cut is analogous to cutting a freshly baked loaf of bread. Think of your hair as a loaf of bread and the barber shapes it how you/he want/s it.

Nice bread cut dude, looks fresh!

by crazycarl69696969 December 18, 2013

bread stuffer

When you put a hotdog bun on a your man's penis and then you shove it up the women's vagina

Last night I got high and me and my husband did the bread stuffer

by deadpixel January 26, 2015

Why is bread?

A question you ask when your brain is thoroughly fucked and you feel like messing with someone.

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Any questions?

Student: Why is bread?

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Get out.

by Archerinreallife September 1, 2016