Cowburn blind

When someone is drunk beyond recognition, stutters and slurs but somehow keeps standing and keeps on drinking they are cowburn blind

- Holy shit Tom is drunk as fuck and still drinking
-yeah he’s bloody cowburn blind

by SANTA691 January 31, 2019

Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.

"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."

by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019

Party blind

When someone is so supportive of a specific political party that they are blind to the atrocities that some of the members perform.

Can you believe that Jim is still a Republican even after Trump's response to riots? I swear he is so party blind!

by belgiumdip June 11, 2020

Gurshaan Bhinder

property of Keiyona Tauro ONLY.

“he’s so hot and respectful , that’s definitely a gurshaan bhinder”

“I saw this tall, sexiest brown munde ever walking down the street, oh you mean gurshaan bhinder?”

by simpgirl69 June 13, 2021

The Blind Tug

The Blind Tug is the act of giving someone a handjob in the dark

"Bro, Roxy gave me The Blind Tug last night in bed."

by MusicMan87 July 18, 2021

League Blind

When someone is oblivious to the “attractiveness league” of which they belong, constantly punching above their weight, remaining single forever and never learning to adjust and lower their standards slightly in order to obtain a suitable partner.

John thinks he deserves a super model half his age even though he’s fat, bald and middle aged. No wonder he’s been single forever, he’s league blind. He’s off to Thailand again next month.

by MonkeyMagicMan75 August 29, 2021

Three Ring Binder

Three guys penetrate the mouth, ass, and vagina of a girl thrusting simultaneously, giving the similar feeling as popping open a three ring binder.

Alex, Adam, and Carson performed a three ring binder on Molly giving her the feeling of a one and a half binder

by SpankMeSideways August 27, 2016