Bemboozles

Big, fat, nice, juicy, plump lips.

Let me get a kiss girl, you know I love your bemboozles!

by spottieottie November 7, 2011

befondled

To be surprisingly fondled in the genital area or region.

I gave that fat girl a hug and she befondled me

by Hooligan DZ November 9, 2013

Bamfords

Denim trousers that are super short and super tight.

Guy #1: hey mate..do we have to dress formal for tonights party
Guy#2: not sure mate.. ill be rockin me bamfords
Guy#1: i take that as a no then

by Ooodatsme February 25, 2017

Bedford

A rather small school in Michigan that is ran by teachers that don’t give a crap about anything, and expect you to know everything. Kids also do crack in the bathrooms and you get mugged in the bathrooms quite a lot (speaking from experience)

John: Bro did you hear about Bedford?
Joe: Yeah, it was Fight Week Pt. 2 last week
John: Yeah! (11/4-11/8/19)

by Bystander-pineapple November 12, 2019

before i die dance guy

yk the song "no guidance" yuh and yk that creepy guy grinding to that song yuh well his name is now donald bc idk thats a sus name for a sus guy yk

at a sleep over w ur homie daugie bros
dude 1: bro im scared

dude 2 meee toooooo
dudett 1: of wat u pussys
dude 1: before i die dance guy

dude 2: *starts to cry*
dudett 1: oh shit

by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

Before OUR time

That's an a priori presupposition that there is no "time" outside of OUR spacetime or that there can only be ONE TIME at a time. It's like saying a watch can't be created in a clock tower. I would posit that there MUST be an a-spacetime state of reality where things can happen independently from time OR outside of our space-time there must be some superordinate space-time.

Iam "And I think the watch in a clock tower analogy works perfectly because for the singularity that preceded the big bang to exist it must either exist independently from time (a-space-time reality) or it must exist within the confines of some sort of 'superordinate space-time.' So, the time that the watch keeps has nothing to do with the time that the clock tower keeps. It (the clock tower) existed before OUR time and must exist for the singularity to exist or even DO anything. How can a singularity explode into space-time if time doesn't pass for the explosion to occur?"

by Hym Iam April 3, 2023

lowes before ho's

The act of a man forgoing sex or time with his woman to go to a hardware stores.

Dude, she was like "please stay and sastify me", and I was like "sorry babe, I needs me a new weed whacker, so....Lowes before ho's"

by z28owner April 3, 2011