Rail-bating

The act of masturbating whilst aboard a railroad train.

"It will be a five hour train ride. I am hiding in the lavatory rail-bating."

by neuropathica October 16, 2016

Free barning

the act of using your own earwax to lubricate rubber underwear for s&m. Although originally used as a substitute for talc, it was discovered to leave a strangely pleasant tingly feeling, particularly in the crotch area

man we were free barning last night and I was buzzing for hours!

by sky vicker walk October 26, 2016

queer baiting

When delusional people in fandoms want to say "I'm butthurt my favorite pairing didn't happen", but they want to sound noble while saying so.

"I can't believe those two didn't end up together after so much teasing!"
"They barely even talked to each other-"
"QUEER BAITING!!!"

by evilton March 7, 2017

Brown batting

When one feels frisky in the middle of the night and feels it's an opportune time to fornicate with their mate while in a sleeping state.

If you come into our room you may find us brown batting

by MaggieJayne June 14, 2017

handle baring

When you insert 4 fingers into the pussy and your thumb into the woman’s asshole and grab the wad of meat whilst then rapidly shaking it.

We’re you guys just handle baring?

by Hoelster December 4, 2017

Bacon Baiting

Manipulating someone into performing a service or favour on your behalf with the promise of bacon as the reward.

Brenda, have you tried bacon baiting Cyril into beating the pussy up?

by ElBee87 January 12, 2018

Browser Baiting

Browser Baiting is when you do internet searches for strange and odd things that you do not want just to trick the browser int displaying ads for those things.

I did a bunch of browser baiting last night. Looked for "eel shoes", "rubber volcanos" and "plastic pants". Getting some seriously odd stuff today.

by pseudowonfuji May 27, 2018