Madeline McCanns parents

This is a term used to describe a mother and a father who are so caring for their children they leave them in a hotel room unattended by anyone until they get kidnapped. They are the two most caring loving people in the world they always think about what is best for their children and would do anything to protect them

“Should we go out tonight love”
“Oh of course lets Be Madeline McCanns parents no point checking on kids they will be fine”

by AandBarefitaf November 8, 2019

Berkeley Parents Network

A collection of narc parents who base their existence around flaunting their parenting skills while pathologizing teachers and their own children alike. Great read if you want to justify not moving to Berkeley outside price alone.

Did you see that lady totally get up in my space back there? I bet she posts daily on Berkeley Parents Network.

by Someguy018 November 4, 2018

gentle parenting

Gentle parenting is a parenting approach focused on empathy, respect, and understanding, which guides children using consistent boundaries and positive discipline rather than punishment or force. This style emphasizes building a strong parent-child connection and teaching children to manage their emotions and make good choices by modeling desired behaviors and communicating with compassion. The goal is to raise confident, independent, and emotionally resilient children.

I want my child to grow up independent and emotionally intelligent, so I use gentle parenting techniques to help them learn these qualities from a young age.

by definitions for use November 19, 2025

STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.

Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

ur parent straight

A cataclysmic comeback to "ur dad lesbian", this insult detonates at 1,000,000,000,000 power. Turns entire bloodlines into "Live Laugh Love" signs and converts MAGA hats into pride flags. Warning: May cause Karens to melt into essential oils.

*Kyle: "ur dad lesbian 😎"
Enby Overlord: "ur parent straight."
Kyle: transforms into a nonbinary forest elf
His lifted truck becomes a community garden.

by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

Parents

The people that wanted to have sex but didn't want a child and accidentally gave birth to you. They claim that they're "helping you" When they want to torture you becuase you take time and effort. They were the ones who decided to have you!

Kid: " Mom, Do parents care for their children?"
Mom: "No honey, Thye don't they just wanted to have sex and you were only an accident."

by Mister Doge September 15, 2020

rewind parents

Generally grand parents find them selves forced back into the business of raising kids, when their adult children become junkies, and are no longer able to care for their spawn.

Next door neighbors are now rewind parents, canceling retirement, to raise there grankids after its mother was declared an unfit mother.

by sword2fish June 19, 2018