Balls Hit the Water

As men get older, what happens when they go to the bathroom

"Hey, Gramps. Do your balls hit the water when you take a shit?

by creedmoor May 6, 2006

Warren

Gorgeous, maybe even pretty but in a masculine way. Intelligent, thoughtful, caring, and a damn good shag. The word "Warren" in Sanskrit actually translates directly as "he who is bloody marvellous and can do wonderful things with his cock". A good guy, if you've got one, love him like there's no tomorrow.

Girl - Do me like a Warrren would
Boy - I'm trying, but I'm just not that good
Girl - Try harder, I really need a Warren!

by reallerthanreal October 26, 2011

Hooded Warrior

An uncircumcised penis.

Hes a Euro he must have a hooded warrior.

by The Hooded Warrior November 11, 2003

Goon Warrior

A person, drunk off their tits on goon, who proceeds to wear the the cardboard wine cask on his/her head like a helmet.

Person 1: 'Uggh...' *passes out*

Person 2: 'Man, you is a true goon warrior'.

by bunt January 18, 2008

Bottled Water

bottles of water with minerals, chemicals cuz tap water will melt white people......

NOTE: bottled water is only sold to white people

Martin: Gee, this bottle of water sure is tasty!
M-Dizzle: Shut the fuck up cracka

by Ryguy Whits September 25, 2004

lolly water

Lolly water refers to alcoholic beverages, specifacly the type young women prefer to drink. Usually a fruity flavoured pre-mixed vodka concoction. Lolly water, so sweet you can barely taste the alcohol content.

"That young girl was so drunk from that lolly water!"

by jert* August 10, 2007

Drinking water

A moment in your life where you’re focusing on yourself and nobody else. Water cleanses toxins and initiates a new glow.

Raymond: Bro, what’s your current relationship status

Malvin: Nah maboi, right now I’m drinking water.

by Vibe central February 7, 2022