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wankerish

to be like a dick...........
he was being wankerish last night in bed
by gbfha August 12, 2005
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wankerserfdom

The state of being to poor to afford quality pornography. A wankerserf relies on old copies of Vogue magazine, the JCPenny spring catalog, and anything available on the web that can be accessed for free and viewed with a 56K dialup before the mood disappears.
Dam, I've been living in wankerserfdom for so long that even my wife is starting to look sexy.
by Knowable December 15, 2008
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Wankerette

A female Wanker or a place to go and get your knob cleaned
"She really pissed me off she is a right Wankerette!!"

"What a night! I think I better visit the Wankerette today"
by Gadget69 February 4, 2010
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Wankeod

Colloquial, mid eastern, British term for wanker.
He is such a wankeod
by dtskillz June 1, 2011
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Wanker-Ts

noun
Abbreviation of "Wanker trackies" - Comfortable slacks worn to facilitate easy access whilst masturbating. Chiefly male in origin.
I'm going home to get my wanker-ts on and pull the head off it.
by MaceKurgan September 28, 2011
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Wanker Tumbling

A dutch rudder battle to the death.

When 2 males begin with regular dutch rudder then continue vigorously until one dies from over stroking.
Bruce and John were arguing about who had better hair, so they decided to settle the argument with wanker tumbling.
by ShitRooster November 16, 2011
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wankerd

person 1: what did u do on the weekend?
person 2: went out with the boys and got really wankerd.
by billson1 August 26, 2013
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