weiner express

a slut. also known as a number seven

"Hey Joe I think we have a weiner express up ahead"

by Jessica L December 14, 2008

Weinercopters

The act of taking one's penis and swinging it around in circles to resemble the blades of a helicopter.

I hate it when my weinercopters wipe out cities.

by mwil September 25, 2010

Wagneresque

To be of extremely dubious origin; Most likely containing a large amount of BS; To be "Full of Sh*t"; To contain a large number of untruths or carefully worded inaccuracies designed to make someone or something appear much better or more effective than in reality. To be based largely out of fantasy.

History: After the well known martial artist Jim Wagner of Black Belt magazine fame who has been regularly outed for being a Walter Mitty type character by his peers

"That gun disarm is very Wagneresque."

"Your excuse for being late home last night seems very Wagneresque to me."

"That pretender is acting very Wagneresque, in fact he's a known Walter Mitty!"

by Wagnered September 27, 2011

Waiver Rat

a fantasy team manager who builds their team by frequently scouring the waiver wire to pick up breakout players and sleepers before their opponents.

I can't believe that waiver rat was up late and already swooped up Brandon Lloyd and Peyton Hillis.

by Octoberist October 11, 2011

weiner-hosen

1.) A way in which to call a friend or loved one a lame
2.) An endearing way to insult or make fun of a close friend

"Baby, I love you but you're acting like a real weiner-hosen.."

by BigDogChristo666 August 20, 2013

Warner

A generous word used to describe a person.

"Woah, you're awesome, I can't think of a word to describe you!"
A highly intellectual person, "I believe you mean I am a Warner." *OwO*

by AHalfEatenWatermelonCrust March 1, 2018

Gaping Weiner

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.

While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.

by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011