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Don't touch my junk!

Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.

Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"

Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"

JT - Don't touch my junk!"
by alexgb72 November 19, 2010
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wii touch

a way to celebrate winning a game on the wii with a partner: touching the heads of the wii remotes together
after winning a game on the wii my cousin and I exclaimed "WII TOUCH!" together and touched the wiis
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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Teepee Touch

When a native american molests you in his tent.
What young Billy thought was going to be a spirit quest, turned out to be a ruse, for a teepee touch.
by Grian5000 March 30, 2015
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silk touch hands

A glitch in Minecraft that the streamer, Ranboo has.

Someone with silk touch hands can pick up a grass block, and place it done, as a grass block, whereas a normal player would pick up a grass block and when placed, it would be dirt.
"How did you place a grass block?"
"Silk touch hands."
by Erin_Marshmellow June 10, 2021
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Be In Touch CHico

Be In Touch CHico (B I T CH)

Be In Touch CHico - Calling a man a bitch.
"Be in touch chico!" he said in code, as he walked away.
by CatinThehat February 6, 2007
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go touch grass

If someone tells you or is told is to "go touch grass", it means that you need to go outside and do outdoor activities rather than staying inside on your electronics.
Mj need to go touch grass, cus 24/7 this boi on the game.
by ogmaterialgworl February 26, 2022
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Tips Don't Touch

When a dick is so big and thick that your finger tips don't touch when your holding it
Becky: Omg Sarah I saw Josh's dick and grabbed it.
Sarah: What did it look like?
Becky: It was so big and thick that my fingers tips don't touch.
by Big_Sausage_Pizza November 3, 2017
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