Infamous, now viral, phrase uttered by John Tyner of Oceanside after refusing to be subjected to an airport body scanner and subsequent thorough pat down.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
Can also be used in any social setting where you just want people to stop bothering you with uninteresting things.
TSA - "Sir, we need to pat you down..."
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
JT - "Don't touch my junk!"
Boring friend- "Hey man, you want to see these slides from my family summer vacation?"
JT - Don't touch my junk!"
by alexgb72 November 19, 2010
Get the Don't touch my junk! mug.a way to celebrate winning a game on the wii with a partner: touching the heads of the wii remotes together
after winning a game on the wii my cousin and I exclaimed "WII TOUCH!" together and touched the wiis
by blu3hat February 19, 2011
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When a native american molests you in his tent.
What young Billy thought was going to be a spirit quest, turned out to be a ruse, for a teepee touch.
by Grian5000 March 30, 2015
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Someone with silk touch hands can pick up a grass block, and place it done, as a grass block, whereas a normal player would pick up a grass block and when placed, it would be dirt.
Someone with silk touch hands can pick up a grass block, and place it done, as a grass block, whereas a normal player would pick up a grass block and when placed, it would be dirt.
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Get the Be In Touch CHico mug.If someone tells you or is told is to "go touch grass", it means that you need to go outside and do outdoor activities rather than staying inside on your electronics.
by ogmaterialgworl February 26, 2022
Get the go touch grass mug.Becky: Omg Sarah I saw Josh's dick and grabbed it.
Sarah: What did it look like?
Becky: It was so big and thick that my fingers tips don't touch.
Sarah: What did it look like?
Becky: It was so big and thick that my fingers tips don't touch.
by Big_Sausage_Pizza November 3, 2017
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