torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 November 2, 2020

Torch

When you say something unnecessary or when you do too much.

Man 1: You get no hoes bro

Man 2: Damn that's cap bro don't torch me

by Pradaxher September 30, 2020

Toph

Toph is a simp and hes willing to walk across the Sahara desert with no water just to be in the presence of you. let me take you out on a date.

Toph was made for you.

by my girl 26 September 30, 2020

TORPID

The greatest ever to play standoff 2

Torpid=the best

by Hmmmok November 24, 2020

Torpid

The greatest who has ever played standoff 2

Omg Torpid is that you?

by Hmmmok November 24, 2020

torpely

(adverb)
1. In a torpe way.

Tom asks, "Are you too torpely confident on your essay grades you received?"

by LDMbrooksBoroughyWordbook March 12, 2021

Tophing

Rambling about nonsense on a loop, while asking for drugs, alcohol, pizza and money with a promise of giving it back, but never do.

This guy has been tophing around for 3 days straight like a bucket.

by Squid under a lid February 3, 2021