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Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!
torpid by Jesus January 17, 2003
Words you can keep
sluggish, lacking enthusiasm, lacking excitement.
The public's torpid response to John McCain's candidacy was electrified when he nominated Sarah Palin.
torpid by Old-School-Con October 23, 2008
–noun
1. The act of ToRpiD
2. The fishing line containing the lure and hook for use in fail trolling on a forum.
3. To talk absolute shit, repeating everything they say.
4. An incest faggot, directly related to the manson family.
1. A ToRpiD would say something like "I feel sorry for you, having 13 legs and an orange head."
2. o rly?
3. Take what little grammar you have and go back to school, mang.
4. OH NOEZ PLEZ NO?! I'm sorry if you cant come up with a single logical argument
5. lol ur a kool kid arent u
ToRpiD by JesusHadAegis February 19, 2009
(adj) extreme, out of this world; stronger/crazier version of "awesome"; makes your head spin but you like it
"That band is so torpid!"
torpid by Barg February 9, 2006
Torpid=the best
TORPID by Hmmmok November 24, 2020
The greatest who has ever played standoff 2
Torpid by Hmmmok November 24, 2020

torpid yondu skull 

kind of like a coo or a sten
Hey bro. Show me your Torpid Yondu Skull
torpid yondu skull by Nwlxo September 18, 2023
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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