torpid 

Slow.

Get your ass down here, you torpid bag of shit!

torpid by Jesus January 17, 2003

torpid 

sluggish, lacking enthusiasm, lacking excitement.

The public's torpid response to John McCain's candidacy was electrified when he nominated Sarah Palin.

torpid by Old-School-Con October 23, 2008

ToRpiD 

–noun
1. The act of ToRpiD
2. The fishing line containing the lure and hook for use in fail trolling on a forum.
3. To talk absolute shit, repeating everything they say.
4. An incest faggot, directly related to the manson family.

1. A ToRpiD would say something like "I feel sorry for you, having 13 legs and an orange head."
2. o rly?
3. Take what little grammar you have and go back to school, mang.
4. OH NOEZ PLEZ NO?! I'm sorry if you cant come up with a single logical argument
5. lol ur a kool kid arent u

ToRpiD by JesusHadAegis February 19, 2009

torpid 

(adj) extreme, out of this world; stronger/crazier version of "awesome"; makes your head spin but you like it

"That band is so torpid!"

torpid by Barg February 9, 2006

TORPID 

The greatest ever to play standoff 2

Torpid=the best

TORPID by Hmmmok November 24, 2020

Torpid 

The greatest who has ever played standoff 2

Omg Torpid is that you?

Torpid by Hmmmok November 24, 2020

torpid yondu skull 

kind of like a coo or a sten

Hey bro. Show me your Torpid Yondu Skull

torpid yondu skull by Nwlxo September 18, 2023