toothbat

Toothbat is a weapon.

Awsten Knight from Waterparks makes his enemies drink cum and take their rotten teeth and glue them to a baseball bat then he tries to kill his boyfriend Geoff Wigington.

Fuck you.

Hit me with your toothbat. Ya, you know I’d like that ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Toothbat March 12, 2019

ninja toot

To sniff a Gram cocaine in unlikely situations without any one else knowing.

Was at the womans nephews birthday party, but it was ok because I had a sneaky gram of coke and was ninja tooting all day.

by uncle_buckfast August 4, 2014

toothpaste hangover

The effect that makes everything taste disgusting after you brush your teeth.

Augh! This orange juice tastes horrible, thanks to that gosh-darned toothpaste hangover!

by Yoda Pez June 14, 2011

toot boost

feeling a slight forward propulsion from farting on the go

I was in a uncomfortable walk lock with this stranger until I invoked a powerful toot boost propelling me ahead leaving him in my wind.

by mightymac March 18, 2012

Toot Purse

A juicy, plump female pooper.

Esther Dropped her cigarette during a game of bridge, and bent over to pick it up, but she forgot she wasn't wearing panties and she exposed her grey Toot Purse to her girlfriends.

by Ole Baboon April 1, 2017

Toot Magoot

Little crocodile finger puppets used to annoy other people.

I’ll use a toot magoot to drive away roaches (annoying people)

by A roach May 31, 2019

Bio-tooter

A person who divulges personal information about themselves, completely unsolicited; to any and everyone at will.

Sally: Oh hi Becky! Fancy running into you here.

Becky: Yeah, just doing some shopping. You know I just got ANOTHER promotion at work. Yep - Vice President now. And Tom just got that new Mercedes...yeah, he gave the old one to our youngest, who just got accepted into Harvard.....

Sally" **thinking to herself** OMG, this heifer is such a BIO-TOOTER! Note to self...next time, pretend not to see her.

by Chicki Tee December 2, 2010