twenty to two

an ugly girl who is left standing around in nightclubs until twenty to two, when some-one is finally desparate or drunk enough to pull her

She might have been a right twenty to two but she was filthy!

by BigDaddyCash October 8, 2008

Two Betrayals

Simply one of the best forums ever, made by forum master Aphotic. All round convo, but focusing mainly on HALO!!
2betrayals.proboards23.com

Too tight for examples.

by BringMeCloser April 20, 2005

Two-faced

When someone acts nice around you but talks shit behind your back

Emma and Leah are both two-faced. They only talk to me when nobody else is around

by Dinobeth July 28, 2016

one-two

1.To "manually pleasure" a girl

I hear Dazza gave her the old one-two

They've gone to the other room for a bit of one-two

by getyourhaircut October 28, 2007

two sense

Using your two sense-your own knowledge to be used in a situation that is simple.

Caribbean influenced saying/word.

Fam use ur two sense and figure it out your self

by Wavy Brazy January 28, 2018

Two-way

A dildo that has an inner penis that can supply pleasure to both involved...

a girl that gives it to another, in the two-way dildo.

by samlovescunt February 3, 2010

Fifty-Two

To score just barely over the ammount of complete mental retardation in an exam.

Man, I almost flunked that one. Thank god for fifty-two!

by Mike604 December 1, 2006