A Jackal Rat that has
2 faces and lives in the wild. It is a large
brown rat that looks and talks like a
human. However this is not the case. This rat commonly inhabits caves or crypts. It is easily identifiable by its
unique characteristics. It is mainly nocturnal but will go out into the sunlight when necessary. It enjoys watching tv in the day and depends on other
people getting it mcdonalds to survive. It is however omnivorousness and will
eat plants when encountered. the The jackal rat poops 4 to 5 times a day. These poops are small and it will never flush them. The jackal rat also has flushphobia. It is however ashamed of its own poop and will put the
lid down. A easy way to identify the Jackal Rat is when you walk into a bathroom and see the
lid down. If you encounter this do not panic, but be aware the jackalrat
may be in the area. The jackalrat is also easily identified by its lack of clothing. It will commonly only wear tighty whities and will wear clothes only when absolutely necessary. They are no violent unless provoked, and then they can become enraged, screaming and cursing. The jackalrat does NOT like to be called a 2 faced jackalrat, and if one says it they
may anger it. When cornered or endangered, the jackalrat will cry and pretend to be hurt. However, this is all a ploy by the jackal rat to get out of a bad situation. It usually works and
people feel
bad for it. Be careful when approaching a jackal rat!
Two men go into a public bathroom:
Man 1: Yo someone put the seat down and didnt flush!
Man
2: OH shit a Two faced Jackal-Ratt must be in the area.
Man 1: A two faced what?!
Man
2: Shhh if you shout its name it
may hear and become enraged!
