land squid

A used condom or used condoms tossed on the floor out of sheer laziness due to the toilet or even the nearest trashcan being too far away.

Tyler's room was strewn with land squid after his sex marathon with Marla.

by Sex Defender January 25, 2010

land grab

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

by allison March 23, 2004

Venus Landing

When, while preforming oral sex on a woman, you projectile vomit in said woman's vaginal crevice.

When we were 69ing i preformed the elusive venus landing.

by Mike L. Itoris October 20, 2010

Stewarts Landing

A small community on the awesome side of Ritchie Highway to Severna Park High School. It is a great place that is right on the Magothy and is a wonderful place to live. However, the neighborhood can have some sketchy neighbors. Home of the greatest halloween house before our beloved Mrs. Betty moved out. Also home to North and South Drive which on one side (the inner) is the ghetto place of severna park and the outside (the outside) is on the water and is home to rich snobs. Next to Berrywood community.

classic surburban town in the united states is a example of Stewarts Landing

by Descendent of Stewarts landing November 20, 2010

balloon land

acting nonsensical or irrational; drunk or stoned; about to lose consciousness: not lucid or aware of his/her immediate surroundings. A derivative of insult for "insane", such as "looney tunes" or " lunatic".

" After all that booze, he's probably in balloon land".

by Ren May 3, 2004

frogger land

a suburb or modern american city where the roads are more that 2 lanes wide forcing you to jaywalk across a 6 lane street with cars racing by you at different speeds much like the game frogger.
the way an inner city cyclist or non-driver refers to suburbs and their subsequent un-livability.

walmarts, home depots and factory outlets are what tonawonda is all about. its total frogger land, you would get squished trying to cross the street-its like a mile wide man.

by paigedestroy December 12, 2005

lan- land

It is the world you are in when you realize that the world your in is the world that leads back to the real world.

People go to restuarant and eat frog leggs, however these same people in lan- land will try to save the frog and keep it as a pet.

by Nebo November 30, 2007