Tender

The word Tender is used to describe a person that is being a complete Pussy. Warning.. Tenderness may lead to Vaginosis if not addressed immediately.

Harold: Hey, want to play paintball after school?
Mike: Nah paintball hurts.
Harold: Dude stop being so Tender...

by ShaQueefah June 9, 2011

Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.

I must tenderize your anus.

by Marc April 4, 2005

Tennessee Hot Dog

When a women usually a sister has her period and then you unwrap a condom, and fill it up with her menstrual blood then, take the condom and use it to have intercourse with them.

Hey did you hear what Jim did with his sister last night? yeah i heard he had a tennessee hot dog, i did the same with my mom last night.

by Stevvv June 17, 2010

Tennessee Wolfpack

When you're getting head from a woman while she's on her knees's getting fucked by a dog from behind. Then you and the dog both howl in dominance over the woman at the same time.

Dude, Spike and I totally just Tennessee wolfpacked Jessica, it was awesome.

by funran October 9, 2010

chicken tender sub

n.- refers to a man over 40 years old who is sexually appealing to younger females.

I know she is my best friend, but her dad is such a chicken tender sub.

by Lucas Groth June 23, 2006

beef tenderloin

When someone says something and you don't want to answer them properly

"Do you love me"
"Beef Tenderloin"

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

Tennessee

A beautiful state with overall good people, but with an extremely high Christian population. People who are open Atheists are likely to get stoned to death. I would know, as I live there and am one. I can barely do anything.

Meeting new neighbor in Tennessee "Oh, hi there!." "You're what now?" *Picks up rocks*

by olkj March 20, 2011