tap nose

after enough time has passed you forget about the rush of water that streams out of your nasal passage as a result of an epic surf session, and falls onto anything in front of you.

was just texting my mates about the pumping surf and just tap nosed my phone.

by fijiniji October 23, 2013

three tap

Self Cleaning Weed. distributed by Neely tap once to remove stems, twice for seeds (the 2nd tap is skipped if you are Neely, and like to smoke seeds so you dont have to wear a condom) and three times to remove anything missed by the first two

Man Neely, fucking three tap.

by Anonymous October 25, 2003

Barnacle Tapping

Taking home the most rachet girl from an island or nautical themed bar.

Steve went home with a sea creature last night. Totally barnacle tapping.

by Turtle Rider September 7, 2013

Fuck tapped

A hoe hitting up the dm's for a good fuck. Or a raccoon hitting you up in your window.

That hoe fuck tapped right into my dm's!

by jessftpeace June 29, 2016

Played taps

Banging a chicks head against the headboard while fucking.

A) I played taps with her head last night.

by Dimes January 30, 2008

tap wine

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.

Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow

by zizo2xo November 5, 2011

Ball Tap

To lightly tap ones testicles

"yo I just Ball tapped Richard"

by Batty man123 January 25, 2019