Definitions by zizo2xo

tap wine 

This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.

Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party

Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!

Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

Sexy Girl: Meow

tap wine by zizo2xo November 5, 2011

zzzzzt zzzzzt zzzzzt 

Two American girls from Ohio using sewing machines in a factory in Belgrade to make Novak Djokovic T-shirts!!

Sound zzzzzt zzzzzt zzzzzt...
- Jenny: This sound reminds me of the terrible days when I was caught in Serbia and forced to make stupid "I love you Nole" t-shirts!! burst into tears

- Jessica: Oh poor sister! Don't worry you're safe now! I still can't believe Rachael decided to stay there!!!!!!

zzzzzt zzzzzt zzzzzt by zizo2xo August 25, 2011