Stumped

When a girl takes too much Viagra and her clitoris becomes so engorged its forms a stump.

I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!

I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard

by Roofies & Stumps January 8, 2018

skump

Skump is short for "skateboard pump", since skateboard pumping and longboard-skateboard technology has rapidly advanced since the 1970's - along with those changes is a new breed of distance-pumping skateboarder.

Skump sessions can be casual 5- to 10- mile pump cruises on flat bike / rollerblading trails, or a 26-mile all-out marathon, where a gyrating, pumping motion is the primary means for moving the skateboard forward!

Check out skumping.com for articles, videos, and current information on this growing niche of skateboard pumping.

To skump endlessly, is to reach nirvana. -Mahatma Gandhi

by James Peters May 1, 2006

stumpy joe

the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"

It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.

by Laura Ashley Lewis November 2, 2006

shumpy

enthusiastically pessimistic

Usually is used when someone is very willing to do something, and is very sure that the result will be abysmal.

Bill: "Hey, do you want to go with me to the beach? I'm going to try to learn to surf."

Hank: "Hell yeah I do! I'm sure you'll fail miserably, this will be awesome to watch!"

Bill: "Dude, why must you be so shumpy?"

by Vikks July 9, 2010

Shump

A shower and a dump at the same time. Shumps usually take place in the handicap showers at the pool that double as toilet stalls. The shumping process usually consists of the subject stripping down naked, grabbing the detachable shower head, and holding it over themselves as they drop logs. It's also environmentally friendly as long as you're not in California because the shower head can double as a bidet.

Jake: "Hey man, where were you?"
Tim: "I was taking a massive shump. Dude, my asshole has never felt cleaner."
Jake: "Holy bejesus, I gotta try that some time!"

by Shwifty Supreme October 12, 2015

Shump

When you see your friend from a few feet away and as you go to shake his hand this awkward moment happens he gives you a fist bump, and you end up putting your hand on his fist.

WTF did you just Shump me

Dam Dat Boy just Shumped me

What a shump he tried to shake my bump

by Srfaloha January 24, 2017

Slump

A sex position where the penis is inserted through the nostril.

Hey Becky why don't you come over to my place so I can give you some Slump.

by My Apple ringo April 5, 2017