cock spasms

The result of performing the act of inserting the glans penis into an electrical socket.

Jane: "Hey, why couldn't LeRoy come out and play ball with us today?"

Joseph: "He's stuck on the couch for a few days, I heard he has killer cock spasms."

by anonymous ass March 25, 2003

splash

Beer pong.

Ay so we splashing this weekend or what?

by coolging805 September 29, 2013

White Bass Choco Splash

Taking a double dose of Ex-lax after eating Mexican food and waiting until it's unbearable, then punching your girlfriend in the diaphragm, knocking the wind out of her. While she's lying on the floor sucking for air like a fish, unleash the liquidous mess from your anus into her waiting mouth.

Other fish can be used to relate to the person sucking shit matter.
EX) Rainbow Trout for lesbians, Wide Mouth Bass for that annoying chick who won't shut up, etc.

Nick: My girlfriend told everyone my dick was like a pencil with broken lead, so last night we went to On the Border and then I gave her a Whitebass Choco Splash.

Alan: Man, that is brutal!

by item535 September 6, 2005

spasm

When someone spazzes out when riding on a bus, causing them to orgasm.

"Hey, Jamie, look at that snake!"
"HAHAHA look at Jamie! He just totally spasmed!"

by wasofine March 11, 2009

Huevo Splash

The sexual organs all those macho men have!;D

~Huevo Splash, you sexy mother*BEEEEEEP*!:D

by Alina_Anna November 28, 2007

splashy

to be splashy is to make fun or make party. one can be 'splashy' or one can have a 'splashy' time. 'splashy' is reminiscent of a dolphin fin, splashing playfully in the water.

I'm so splashy or It's going to be a splashy weekend.

by SOYMILKS September 10, 2009

splashyard

A popular deck in Clash Royale for people who get no bitches. Their life has no meaning and should have their bloodline ended.

Splashyard is for players who want an easy win and fuck children.

by iTrapSmart January 11, 2022