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Black Spaghetti 

Black Spaghetti (noun): A metaphorical representation of abundance, success, and prosperity within the urban community. Inspired by the resilience and creativity of Black culture, Black Spaghetti symbolizes the fusion of diverse elements coming together to create a fulfilling and thriving existence. It embodies the idea of nourishing both the mind and soul with knowledge, opportunity, and achievement.
Phrase:

"When life serves you Black Spaghetti, embrace its richness and flavor, for it represents the abundance and success within our community."

Usage Example 1:

"I'm striving for that Black Spaghetti mindset, where every opportunity is a chance to nourish my dreams and achieve greatness."

Usage Example 2:

"Let's gather around the table of Black Spaghetti, where success, prosperity, and unity intertwine to create a feast for the mind and soul."

Usage Example 3:

"Her journey from humble beginnings to a thriving business is a true testament to the power of Black Spaghetti—the fusion of ambition, resilience, and unwavering belief in oneself."
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The Spaghetti Incident 

Where Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee and Nikki Sixx made a bet to see who could go the longest without showering and still find a groupie willing to have sex with them and not vomit all over them. After two months one groupie threw up spaghetti all over Nikki Sixx while giving him head.
“Dude, did you hear about the spaghetti incident?”
“I did. Motley Crue is fucking wild.”

mayonnaise on spaghetti 

A level of ugly so high, it's disgusting as mayonnaise on spaghetti
Bob is so ugly, he's mayonnaise on spaghetti.

Kaleb’s Spaghetti 

To be boring or bland, lacking seasoning or flavor. Can be used to describe someone’s personality/ over all demeanor or cooking.
The friends you brought a long are totally Kaleb’s spaghetti, they were such a drag.

Limp Noodle Spaghetti Dead 

(Phrase) - description of person dying, usually from a cranial GSW that results in the body going limp in a fashion similar to a wet pasta noodle.
Shooter: "I'm not sure if I got him"

Spotter: "Yeah you shot him in the head and he went limp noodle spaghetti dead"

Ready like spaghetti 

"You ready, kids?"
"We're ready like spaghetti, mum!"
Ready like spaghetti by BlackwoodD January 26, 2022

Peshwari Naan Spaghetti 

When you don’t get the inside joke and your hands are sweaty. It’s peshwari naan spaghetti.
Joanna: “Text book Jordan not getting the joke again”.

Jordan: “nooo not again, Peshwari Naan Spaghetti