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Spock Shocker

Putting your index and middle fingers together and your ring finger and pinkie fingers together and insterting the first pair into the vagina and the second into the anus.
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Bone Sacker

Someone who derives pleasure from actively seeking and engaging in sexual intercourse with people who have an eating disorder.
"He met her on the anorexia ward.. what a bone sacker."
by Wizard Of Olz July 1, 2005
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sucker's deal

n. A "sale" price so high that only a sucker would pay it.

To pull off a sucker's deal, retailers often display obscenely high rates as "normal" prices so that a discount would seem comparatively low to a hapless shopper, even if the reduced price is significantly higher than market value.

Sucker's deals are easy to spot, often found in fashion malls or department stores with giant red signs advertising "SALE" or "20% OFF" in bold letters. If a deceptive marketing campaign is executed correctly, the sale items will fly off the shelves, along with their other regularly priced hyper-inflated products.

Of course, this conjob, scam tactic only works on stupid people with lots of disposable income, but apparently there's an abundance of these types in both North America and Europe.

A good rule of thumb to follow is that if a store's advertised SALE price is greater than 20% higher than Internet mail-order market rate (including UPS/Fedex) for exactly the same product, it's a true sucker's deal.
Sucker: "I just came back from a huge sale at (insert rip-off designer clothing store here) and got these jeans at half off!"

You: "How much did you pay?"

Sucker: "It was a deal. $175!"

You: "That sure was a deal. A sucker's deal."

*A fool and his/her money are soon parted*
by Crazy Crazy Carl March 7, 2008
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cock sucker

a person who deliberatly puts a cock in there mouth for enjoyment.
by Quin IS GAY!! December 30, 2008
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Sookermany

The Sookermany men are very Athletic and out going with a great Temper (If pushed too far)... The women are smart and Sweet. This name carries a lot of talented people.... Everyone who carries this name in the World are some what related...BLOOD related. Every Sookermany ends up with great Success....
Representing the Sookermany's of Canada!!!!!

Pe@c3
by Gregory Sookermany December 11, 2004
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C shocker

The C shocker is a very magical sex thingy... Obviously you know what "the shocker" is, two in the pink one in the stink, etc. The C shocker is 3 steps:
1) Insert thumb in anus and index,& middle finger in vagina.
2) Hook fingers
3) Vibrate like crazy with that arm, creating great sensational feeling to female.
Ahhh shit nigga I gave my bitch the C shocker and she squealed like a fucking pig.
by Baby C-shock May 8, 2004
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male shocker

the reverse female shocker - one in the dink and two in the stink (the pinky finger goes in the penis hole and the index and the middle finger penetrate the anus)
Danny was acting up at work so Rich hit him with a male shocker to smarten him up.
by Justin Beaver August 16, 2009
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