Snow douche

A snow plow truck driver who blocks in the end of your driveway with packed hard snow after you have just finished busting your ass shoveling a foot of snow from the entire driveway.

That snow douche just dumped another foot of snow in my driveway that I just finished shoveling!

by HTJA January 15, 2017

december snow

The collective nutting of teenage boys after No Nut November.

Jack: Hey Jerry! The sewers are probably going to be clogged with december snow!

Jerry: Yeah Jack, we already know.

by can you dont pleaseee October 31, 2022

Snow Day

That day everyone hopes for during the winter.

People in Florida: "Damn, I wish it snowed here!"
People in Ohio: "All this snow, and we don't even get a snow day. wtf"

by zachn101 March 25, 2016

Snow Banking

In New England back in the day... Snow Banking was the art of a bunch of buddies in a junk car riding around the roads during or right after a huge snow storm and bouncing off snow bank after snow bank...not really caring about anything because you can't hit anything!

Ok, guys, it's time to stop at the packy and pick up a case of Schlitz and go Snow Banking!

by Murph the snow bird January 11, 2015

Gay Snow

When the amount of snow is not enough to support any matter or means of fun.

This is gay snow.

by angryparrot2 March 9, 2017

Snow Slut

Person so eager to ski that he or she will hit the slopes no matter the conditions.

Snow Slut Dave says "I'd ski on frosty mud."

by freewill December 7, 2011

California snow

The ash that falls from the sky from all the fires constantly going on in California.

Person 1: Do you see all the ash falling? There must be a big fire!
Person 2: Yeah! You mean California snow?

by maddytheweirdo August 19, 2020