smotched

Broken, damaged, screwed, munted, fucked.

The city was smotched by a massive earthquake.

by sticky little fingers July 7, 2011

Snatch Hair

A unit of measure. Usually used in reference to small gaps or thickness. Black is usually the thickest and blonde the thinnest. Other colors are used in the middle.

Question: How much should I tighten that bolt ? Response: just a snatch hair.

I just missed cutting off my finger by a snatch hair !

by kneejerk December 27, 2013

Satch

Short for "saturate" or "saturated".

"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"

by Fart friend February 9, 2019

Cranky Snatch

A grumpy, upset, or disagreeable individual of the female gender.

She overheard me saying I only "pretend to love her", ever since she's been a cranky snatch.

by Cranky snatch April 10, 2009

papercut snatch

Pertaining to a ladies genitalia,usually a lady in her prime.

That bird I shagged last night was unbelievable! Her cunt was perfect, it was a papercut snatch surrounded by candy floss

by Shytalk July 4, 2009

Swag Snatch

1. The act of putting down or diminishing someones achievements, style, or creativity, work etc. In an attempt to promote oneself or own agenda.
2. To copy or, Take someone elses style, jokes, personality, Creativity, achievements etc. and play them off as your own or, as if they were yours.

1. Kanye west hella Swag Snatched Taylor Swift at the VMA's.
2. Angelina swagsnatched Jen's man.

by [Cupk4ce:]^ March 31, 2010

douche satchel

a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"

an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration

That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!

by tl77 November 25, 2010