i want to kermit sewer slide

a way to say you or someone you know you are almost ready to leave or a nonchalant way of saying kill me before I fuckin do it

friend: I want to Kermit sewer slide
me: I have a couple of weeks to save em

by me just me i have no other cho April 21, 2019

shit slide

A fun way to refer to ones rectum.

My feces need to take a ride on the shit slide.

by Stephen McDonnell April 9, 2006

slide

to cross many lanes on a highway at one time, without pausing in each one to ensure that the next lane that you intend to move into is clear. very reckless, and warrants a ticket entitled "unsafe lane changing." big fine too.

nervous wife: "oh no, this is the exit!"
cocky husband: "don't worry, i'll just slide across the highway and get across these four lanes right now."

by i own your family September 19, 2007

slidey

one who is averse to hard work and eager to leave early

He's going home before his shift ends? What a slidey!

by Boots September 24, 2003

slip n'slide

when two people of the opposite sex oil themselves up before banging, making hard to have intercourse without falling all over the place

me and yo mama had a major slip n'slide last night

by Candyman1111111 April 23, 2006

slider

A square shaped hamburger served at White Castle resturants.

Let's go get some sliders.

by twista719 June 1, 2006

Jamaican Sand Slider

When you are boning a girl on the beach, and then you pull out when your dick is wet from her vagina. then u put it in the sand and get it covered with sand, and then stick it back in.

Man, I boned this chick on the beach last night. I gave her a Jamaican Sand Slider

by The Gentlemens Club May 22, 2010