Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again

''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''

by vagin man November 21, 2021

Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting

Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.

by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020

Simon

Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name

Do you know Simon?

You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?

No, Simon, Siriwut dad

Ohhh, yes I know him

by Valk Strider November 30, 2020

simon

nugga nay

simon is a nugga nay

by proofen July 5, 2023

Simone Charlton

A ginger little bitch that thinks she can get with anyone

Stop being Simone Charlton hew

by Aiddogggggg January 29, 2020

Simone

To throw away the pride of wearing American red-white-blue at the last minute because she could not handle the pressure and would not get praises for her mental health; her self interest over the collective pride of representing the whole country

We'll win or lose as a team. Don't Simone!

by coachofmurica August 7, 2021

Simon

Best alex in the multi, no..... the omniverse

he simoned the marshmellow

by asdgfga June 22, 2021