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Simon

Last Friday night
Yeah, we danced on table tops
And we took too many shots
Think we kissed but I forgot

Last Friday night
Yeah, we maxed our credit cards
And got kicked out of the bar
So we hit the boulevard

Last Friday night
We went streaking in the park
Skinny dipping in the dark
Then had a ménage à trois

Last Friday night
Yeah, I think we broke the law
Always say we're gonna stop

This Friday night
Do it all again
This Friday night
Do it all again
''ZAMN! Simon goin brazy''
by vagin man November 21, 2021
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Simon Oliver Critchell

Some fat gay nonce, will 100% enter his son's room with no attire and will pull a mad ting
Nooooo, Simon Oliver Critchell, please don’t fuck me again, that’ll be the third time tonight.
by James_Oliver_Critchell May 21, 2020
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Simon

Simon is a cool name and its someone dad name
Do you know Simon?

You mean Simon Riley in Call of duty?

No, Simon, Siriwut dad

Ohhh, yes I know him
by Valk Strider November 30, 2020
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simon

simon is a nugga nay
by proofen July 5, 2023
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Simone Charlton

A ginger little bitch that thinks she can get with anyone
Stop being Simone Charlton hew
by Aiddogggggg January 29, 2020
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Simone

To throw away the pride of wearing American red-white-blue at the last minute because she could not handle the pressure and would not get praises for her mental health; her self interest over the collective pride of representing the whole country
We'll win or lose as a team. Don't Simone!
by coachofmurica August 7, 2021
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Simon

Best alex in the multi, no..... the omniverse
by asdgfga June 22, 2021
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