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secret santa

A prank that involves dropping of deuce (poop) into the back part of toilet, so that everytime they flush, the water tank empties and the poop hits the open air greeting them with a stinky suprise to last the whole year round. ho ho ho...
I was at a cable job and the customer pissed me off so bad, I left them a secret santa in thier toilet.
by Tony Baggadonas October 12, 2004
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secret sock

A condom....usually latex....always clandestine.
Mom "Benjamin do you have everything you need for summer camp? Your sleeping bag....your flashlight....clean underwear...."
Benjamin "Hell yes mother. I got me a nice new box of secret socks too. I heard Veronica McDougal's gonna be at CAMP too!!"
by MBFree September 6, 2008
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Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.
Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.
by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010
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Secretism

The secretism of that dude intrigued me. He wouldn't even tell me his name.
by Esabeth Regenbogen March 20, 2010
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secret universe

When one or more people witness or experience something either very scary/angering/cool/funny while everyone else around has no clue that anything at all happened.
when tim and john saw steve slit his own throat while no one else in the group noticed anything at all, tim and john experienced a secret universe.
by Will Connell July 21, 2008
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secret smell

The aroma that you are presented with the moment you enter a restroom.
I ran into the restoom only to be confronted by the most God awful secret smell.
by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
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Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.
"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."
by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009
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