Your nickname is "samantha wanta have tobanca for a banana, get the rocket launcher and shoot the banana."
by Samantha and Diamond June 30, 2017
A Sloppy Samantha is when a woman unexpectedly starts her period and shits her pants at the same time.
Jill had a Sloppy Samantha during the debate today at school.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
Oh man, they had to drain the pool today because Abby had a Sloppy Samantha during practice.
by Torbert February 10, 2018
Samantha Falzarano’s are an anomaly. They’re rarer than a four leaf clover. One-in-a-million kind of person. You will know without a doubt when you meet one. The portrayal of exotic beauty that is so unique it feels almost otherworldly. The stance of confidence that never meets arrogance but maintains modesty. As they speak with with a graceful intelligence that leaves you hanging onto every word as if it were oxygen and the wisdom of a scholar who has lived for centuries. Seductive, mysterious, addicting, rare and a fantasy wrapped into one.
Consider yourself extremely lucky to meet a Samantha Falzarano. If the opportunity ever arises do not take it for granted. Meeting one is an experience comparable to meeting your child for the first time the moment it’s born.
Scientists haven’t quite figured out what it is that causes this phenomenon. There are theories but you will never fully understand unless you’re lucky enough.
Consider yourself extremely lucky to meet a Samantha Falzarano. If the opportunity ever arises do not take it for granted. Meeting one is an experience comparable to meeting your child for the first time the moment it’s born.
Scientists haven’t quite figured out what it is that causes this phenomenon. There are theories but you will never fully understand unless you’re lucky enough.
Falling in love, getting married and creating a family is as euphoric and full filling as meeting a Samantha Falzarano.
by Anti-heroine December 15, 2022
by Extreme Demon Completioner September 29, 2022
she is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen but she denies it. i love her so much more than just a friend and one day i hope shell notice that im the right one for her so ily samantha.
"samantha williams deserves the world."
by samanthalovr101 February 8, 2023
Samantha, a girl who is annoying, stubborn, overthinks a lot and is very talkative. She has all these flaws but she's kind, sweet, nice, loving, thoughtful, beautiful, reliable, funny, attractive to the eye, smart and very caring towards other people. She hates to lose arguments and will do everything in her willpower to win. She is very honest towards others, believes that knowledge is power and wants to know as much as she can. Spends her free time baking, sculpting, painting, playing video games, singing, basketball, reading books, listening to music, studying and tending for her plants. Talented at several instruments such as piano, violin, alto saxophone, etc. Always willing to talk to people about their problems and is an amazing listener, she'll give you the best advice she can and isn't afraid to speak her words. Very hard working person, wants her parents to be proud of her and has high grades in school. She dreams of being a high school teacher, even though her parents tell her otherwise, "You should be a doctor or a dentist!". She works hard in school not only to achieve her dreams but to also figure out her place in the world as a person. She has had bad experiences in the past with people, this lead her to overthinking everything and anything, not afraid to speak her words because of it. She has a big heart and shows that she cares in the most unconventional ways possible. She is really fucking good at Wii games (no reason why). Has a massive collection of glue.
Samantha/Glue Girl
Diana: "Hey do you know Samantha? She helped me out today in math class today!"
Jack: "Yeah I know Samantha, she's probably the smartest person I know! She loves to read and bake in her free time.
Diana: "Hey do you know Samantha? She helped me out today in math class today!"
Jack: "Yeah I know Samantha, she's probably the smartest person I know! She loves to read and bake in her free time.
by CaI_amari February 27, 2022
Two friends consisting of random, funny, dramatic, crazy, supersonic, jumpy, loving moments. More words may explain, but it is much too difficult. Preferable: Look up Geno.
by SeriouslyUnknown February 20, 2006