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Samantha Falzarano 

Samantha Falzarano’s are an anomaly. They’re rarer than a four leaf clover. One-in-a-million kind of person. You will know without a doubt when you meet one. The portrayal of exotic beauty that is so unique it feels almost otherworldly. The stance of confidence that never meets arrogance but maintains modesty. As they speak with with a graceful intelligence that leaves you hanging onto every word as if it were oxygen and the wisdom of a scholar who has lived for centuries. Seductive, mysterious, addicting, rare and a fantasy wrapped into one.

Consider yourself extremely lucky to meet a Samantha Falzarano. If the opportunity ever arises do not take it for granted. Meeting one is an experience comparable to meeting your child for the first time the moment it’s born.

Scientists haven’t quite figured out what it is that causes this phenomenon. There are theories but you will never fully understand unless you’re lucky enough.
Falling in love, getting married and creating a family is as euphoric and full filling as meeting a Samantha Falzarano.
Samantha Falzarano by Anti-heroine December 15, 2022
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026