sars

Severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) is a respiratory illness that has recently been reported in Asia, North America, and Europe.

The disease has been thought to originate from cats. Proof once again the cats are probably from Mars. The similarity of SARS and Mars is only coincidental...so we think.

Every time you masturbate, a kitten dies. And they should, they brought the world SARS.

by Dr. Julie L. Gerberding May 23, 2003

starseed

A person who has potential for greatness. This potential could be expected (such as a young prince) or discovered (such as a child prodigy). A starseed is, literally, a seed who will, could, or should, become a star.

A 3 year old child who displays a profound understanding of science, or math, or music, could be considered a starseed.

by Darwin's Einstein March 28, 2008

SARS

Disease created by the chinese, when trying to create biological weapons that they couldn't contain. Media won't say that though.

The biochemical canister exploded, and all the chinese scientists got SARS.

by AvengerXP June 8, 2003

Pillow Scars

all the sign a pillow leave on the face or on the arms still visible after a short time one got up.

i just got up, still got the pillow scars.

by Agent-Z- June 1, 2007

scarsdale surprise

To perform the scarsdale surprise, one must do the following:

1. Pick up a girl/guy at a bar and go back to your place for sex.

2. Make sure they fall asleep naked.

3. Wait until they are asleep. Then pick them up out of the bed and lay them outside your door naked whilst adamantly refusing to let them back in or to give them their clothes back.

Perverted Cabbie: Nice rack, sweetass!

Arielle: Fuck you shitface. Some guy just gave me a scarsdale surprise.

by johnfitzgibbonsIII July 7, 2006

sparse

something that sounds really funny when chris carraba from dashboard confessional says it.

"...bastards of young ...such sparse"

by robe August 11, 2006

popcorn trick scars

The burn scars a pervert has, from performing the popcorn trick, and getting his junk burnt from the molten butter and hot unpopped kernels.

perverted virgin: Want some popcorn?

chick: No. Are you crying?

perverted virgin: No.

chick: I bet you leave this theater, with popcorn trick scars. I'm leaving.

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 7, 2010