Shortstuff

A person (usually female or female presenting) who’s short (5’4 or shorter) curvy (big booba and phat ass) and chubby

Basically a shortstack but chubby

“I love me some shortstuff! Especially when they can’t reach the top shelf!”

by yggizu January 19, 2022

Shorts Merchant

Shorts Merchant- Somebody who is addicted to wearing shorts 24/7, 365. There is probably 1-2 shorts merchants in your life. Symptoms include general knowledge, use of shorts EVERY DAY and high IQ. This is recognised as a disease and if you discover somebody who is a shorts merchant please report it to the authorities.

"Did Markiplier actually watch the bite of 87? Like real?" - Shorts Merchant

by YhYhSound December 18, 2021

Soots

A slipper that looks like a sock and a boot

"What does she have on her feet?"
"They look like socks and boots."
"They are soots."

by gmtmaderaheim January 1, 2022

sort

good looking and just perfect

your a sort

by …………….. January 3, 2022

Sort’n’cull

Sort’n’cull is when you swipe aggressively and continuously with no regard to the photos on a dating app. When you match, you then decide, do I keep this, or do I cull this.

Have you been using the sort’n’cull method on bumble lately?

by Rndr_fvctry January 3, 2022

Sort and Cull

Sort and cull is when you swipe aggressively and continuously With no regard to the photos on the dating app. When you match you can then decide , do I keep this or do I cull this.

Have you been using the sort and cull method on Bumble lately?

by Rndr_fvctry January 3, 2022

Shorts

The remaining 10-20% of tobacco in a cigarette after the rest has been smoked.

Generally used when asking someone to give you this part of their cigarette.

*Person A is smoking a cigarette*
Moocher: hey can I get shorts on that?
Person A: sure
*Person A smokes 90% of the cigarette then gives the rest to Moocher to finish*

by phonaputer2 January 5, 2022