Shanking

The act of Shitting, Showering and Wanking, all in the one bathroom session.

“Man I can’t wait to get home from the festival and shank”

“Bro, you were in their for ages”

“yeah man I was shanking”

by DjDomP August 20, 2018

shank

To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant

"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."

by NemoleAmzi October 23, 2008

Shanking

Driving 4 hours just to dump someone as harshly as possible then leaving

“Damn bro, you drove to dallas just to shank that bitch???”

“Yeah Bro, shanking her is my only option”

by dookiedropper123 March 29, 2022

Shank Fairy

When a stabbing occurred, and everyone who was around when the stabbing occurred, says they did not see anything because they were asleep or they were in the bathroom with all 30 other people who were around when the stabbing occurred. So, the Shank Fairy is obviously the one who did the stabbing.....

Jacob: Hey, Frank, who stabbed up this guy?

Frank: I don't know, everybody says they were in the bathroom when it happened. Nobody saw anything....

Jacob: That f'n shank fairy!!

by Jdawg1775 December 14, 2012

shank

the stabbing and twisting performed with a shanker when inserted into mans anus

to shank really hurts both the receiver and the shanker.

you obtain shankers from good camden stalls and from broken lever-arch french folders.

man lucy bought some good shankers from that camden stall.

shit! my anus is aching after lucy shanked me with her shankers!

bharat is such a shanker, danny boy must be crying after that!

cock

by nosnHoj olim March 14, 2008

Shank

Someone who does stupid, anger inducing, or irritating things

We would have gotten our food but this dumb shank forgot their wallet

by AlphaAbove April 19, 2024

Shank

When you are shitting and wanking at the same time.

I feel like going for a shank.

by Jitler2 February 20, 2022