scootered

to be passed by a scooter usually while riding a motorcycle.

We were cruising down the highway the other day and we saw this guy on a cruiser get scootered.

by ScottyJRuns October 24, 2008

Scroatee

A comical cosmetic surgical practice which involves transplanting the testes onto the chin, where they are allowed to dangle above the neckline.

Theres a man outside looking for you
What's he look like?
About 6 foot 2, medium build, sporting a scroatee

by Jimboy69 January 22, 2009

Electric Scooter Buddies

1. A homosexual couple.

Oh man, did you see those 2 guys back there? They're totally electric scooter buddies. God totally hates them.

by something-something June 3, 2010

scrode

based on the word "chode" on which your penis is wider then its length, but in the "scrode" instance, your actuall scrotum is longer then your penis, hence the term, "scrode"

Wow, that kid Rich Guy sure has a mega scrode, because John Meclhing sucked it last night and told me!

by heath vorhees October 1, 2004

scrotal discontent

refers to any angst with life whose origins can be traced back to scrotal issues
i.e: pain and suffering of the scrotum, blue-balling, rasor burn

This pussy lesion on my genitalia is leading to scrotal discontent.

by Scrotal discontent October 27, 2006

scrodeling

The act of humming, moaning, or trying to talk with balls in your mouth.

Your mom: MMffffmmphppth!

Me: Bitch, I can't understand your scrodeling. Take my balls outcha mouth before you talk.

by sphincterella June 28, 2010

Scrotal Kiss

When a hot sweaty scrotum retracts against your skin. Its sticky and feels like its "kissing" your skin.

I was snuggling with my boyfriend when his junk peeled off my leg, it felt so good. I was just scrotal kissed!!

by alliekat125 October 19, 2010