Brewin while Screwin

The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.

Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.

by phrasee January 5, 2010

the marker screw you effect

A Marker failing a students coursework when the find the screw you effect quoted unnecessary or other smart ass terms.

Student X Coursework: "the results of the experiment may not be valid because of the the screw you effect"
Marker 1: What a douchebag FAIL
Marker 2: Student X clearly has not heard of the marker screw you effect

by angrypsycho May 13, 2010

11th hour screwjob

To royally screw someone out of a payday or "win" at the last minute when they least expect it.

getting screwed over by someone who is terrible at their own job, so they screw you over whenever they can

I almost landed that huge account, but then i got the 11th hour screwjob.

by jenny12345 September 30, 2012

BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw)

Any bitch that you like to screw, fornicate, or make loooooove to.

Man, that girl is my BILS (Bitch I Like to Screw).

by Barbara Neville September 29, 2015

Screwed over

When someone tells you "yes" and they really mean "no."

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.

Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.

by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015

screw yo mama

To Screw One's Mother

"I Just Screwed Yo' Mama For Five Bucks"

by Tyler M. June 1, 2005

screwface

1) Highly intoxicated. Extremely drunken. See also drunk, mashed

2) A dirty or inappropriate facial expression. See also cut-eye,

1) I can't even remember what I did at the party Friday night, I was so friggin' screwface!

2) Yo, did you catch that dutty screwface MJ gave me when I walked into the room?

by Michelle November 12, 2003