Enseignement scientifique

mandatory subject that french kids have to attend
the most annoying thing ever because you don’t learn anything

way for the « Education Nationale » to make parents believe that their kids still learn sciences while they just watch videos about DNA and the ozone layer

“Hey meuf, do you know what we have for the next period ?
-Hey, we have Enseignement scientifique…
-Should OUI skip class ?
-Grave”

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

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Bro-lette Science

A closely related cousin to bioscience. Coined by Outlaw Fitness HQ on October 16, 2015. It refers to the rampant amount of misinformation and bad advice spread in fitness magazines and online forum when it comes to women and fitness.

"Drink this to detox your whole body and lose 5lbs overnight."

"No. That's bro-lette science, sister."

by Josh Vales December 8, 2015

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fat kid in science

That guy who sits there on his phone the whole time while trying to be funny at times

Look at the fat kid in science tryna be funny like that

by That guy no one remembers October 17, 2017

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hampden charter school of science

A psychopathic prison that prides itself on its academic excellence. The inmates see it as a noun uncoordinated show of confusion.

Today I went to Hampden Charter School of Science.

by DBZFan239 November 15, 2017

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Simon The Scientist

The best scientist out there, coming to you with new words.

Yo dud, Simon The Scientist discovered how to go on the mars!!!

Dud: OMG JHOW////!!!????

By making the best rocket ship made out of cardboard!!!!

DUD: OMGEKGJQ

by Simon The Scientist April 22, 2018

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Corona Arts & Sciences Academy

Commonly known as C.A.S.A. Most niggas in there think they’re the shit and everything, but they mad pussy and got no balls LMFAO. As for the bitches there, they’ll rub their sexuality in your fucking face, as if you gave a shit, which most likely, you don’t. In summary, it’s a shithole and gayfest

Corona Arts & Sciences Academy is ass.

by my left ball September 18, 2019

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