redrocket

1.When a mans penis gets jerked around so much that the head of his dick looks deep red. Thus the name red rocket.

2.Or to insult somone, when the termdick head has been used to many times.

-1.Amanda jerked me off so hard that my penis looked like a redrocket.

-2. Last night jim pulled a redrocket on my ass.

by Sirsmokesalotofweed August 11, 2006

retrofuck

verb. A sexual position among gay men where each man inserts his penis in his partner at the same time. The men face opposite directions and approach one another from the side. The partners then grab hands and go at each other simultaneously.

"My arms and back are killing me from all the retrofucking we did last night."

"Jim and Tom like to retrofuck in their new king-sized bed.

by Phil A. Sheeo April 29, 2008

Retrovention

When some one not only makes a bad invention, they make it worse then some thing that is already exists.

'God this new vista OS is a propa Retrovention!'

by jeddo1512 February 28, 2008

Retrohead

Meaning Old School Styles Represented In The New Days , Hip Hair , Old School Dew New School Rock

I Seen Youn In The Shop Like Your Retrohead, thats a nice look for you.

by dezyyyy August 23, 2010

retrogay

somebody who likes a boy band from their childhood

you're such a retrogay

by donkeypunchforfun November 23, 2010

retronerdgasm

A nerdgasm related to old or obsolete technology that has been updated for the current epoch.

Have you seen the new Commodore 64?

Yes, I had a total retronerdgasm!

by bluematt January 12, 2011

Retroactive masturbation

The act of masturbating to a girl (or guy) from your past who at one point was extremely attractive but is no longer due to aging or weight gain. The masturbator would then jerk off to a mental image of how the once attractive girl looked in the past (retroactively) rather than how she looks currently. This occurs quite often when thinking about aging female celebrities who at point were major sex symbols.

Similar to "nostalgia wank".

Rick: Yo man, did you see Chloë at our ten year high school reunion?

Matt: Yea, brah. She got fat. Fuckin' shame, she used to be sooooo hot.

Rick: I know right? I'm gonna find an old yearbook and beat off to the way she used to look in high school.

Matt: Good ol' retroactive masturbation! Ya know, for a quicker yank, you could just scroll backwards through her Facebook profile photos.

by jodielover81 October 4, 2018