Purple Cherry

The female equivalent of blue balls

guys think they have it bad with blue balls, a purple cherry is sooo much worse!!!

by escentz February 25, 2009

purple patch

A period in life when, for an unknown reason, members of the opposite sex find you more attractive than usual

"Dude, Ugly Dave got laid 3 times this week!, he's defo going through a purple patch!"

by Greenall January 21, 2009

Purple Buffalo

Code word to be used when in the presence of a one-upper or similarly irritating person who is so completely oblivious to their condition and impressed by their own story they don't even notice the oddity of the statement "purple buffalo".

One upper enters the room, joins a conversation and begins to ramble aimlessly...
Others: "Hey, let's head to the bar and get a purple buffalo"
"Is that a purple buffalo on your shirt?"

by K_good April 29, 2008

Puritan

A an old fashioned, homeschooling mother who thinks that girls should suffer during warm weather because shorts and tank tops will turn them into strippers destined for hell.

*girl walks into room wearing a weather-appropriate but not revealing tank top and jeans*

Puritan mother: Oh my goodness! Put some clothes on before you end up spending the rest of your life in a brothel!

Girl: But look at Zack! He's shirtless and his jeans are so low we can practically see all of his boxers! Why is that ok??

Puritan mother: Because I'm a sexist bitch.

by thatsjustterrible June 1, 2011

pure class

Somthing that was absolutely brilliant, fatastic, awesome etc.

OMG that match was pure class. I've never seen netin like it!

by alyssa30 December 12, 2008

Dirty Purdy

Think of it as a Dirty Sanchez mixed with doing a line of coke at the same time.

She just got the Dirty Purdy and she loves it.

by Khazam June 11, 2008

let it purr

Let it purr is a term used when one farts and the fart rolls and vibrates between the butt cheeks, causing a purring noise.

Bob: Yo, whats that smell?
Mike: Sorry, I just let it purr.

by gochinator April 8, 2010