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Platonic Puddle

A platonic puddle is a non-sexual, non-romantic cuddle session between two or more friends. Platonic puddles may be participated in by couples and usually stem from a love for non-sexual physical affection.

The general rule for participating in a platonic puddle is to keep it G-rated. Kissing is only acceptable in the form of a quick peck on a non-arousing part of the body such as the shoulder, cheek, or forehead.

Platonic Puddles can also occur when standing up, in the form of a group hug. Standing Platonic Puddles are generally used by girls to comfort another obviously distressed girl.

The Platonic version of a cuddle puddle
Every time Jenna, Amelia and Brandon cuddled, they got weird looks. Nobody seemed to get that their Platonic Puddle was just for comfort.
Platonic Puddle by BallroomFreak January 22, 2012
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Marlboro pudding

The disgusting act of coughing up a phlegm ball usually done by smokers. The spit is then labeled "Marlboro Pudding".
"Wow, I smoked way too much last night at the bar... I've been coughing up "marlboro pudding" all morning."
Marlboro pudding by Hvinee October 10, 2006
Related Words
pud pudding pudge puddle puddle jumper puddin puddy pudd puddi puddle slut
noun; someone who is a clutz or not quite the brightest person you've ever met; dimwit, knucklehead

noun; a term used to insult a person on their inability to accomplish a certain task or action or to draw attention to the fact that they have failed.
"Nick and Scott, I can't believe y'all suck so bad at Call of Duty. You bunch of pudnuggets."

"Hey nice job catching that ball you only missed by 10 feet you pudnugget."
Pudnugget by Spray N Pray April 1, 2010

man pudding

What's for dinner? Well.. how about I serve you up some man pudding bitch?
man pudding by Dead April 22, 2003
On November 30, 4chan was attacked by a popular and unfunny meme called "Giga Puddi". Every post or thread made would have spammed "PUDDI". Surprisingly, this incident made /b/ have a shitstorm of originality and not the usual reposts.

With this other boards on 4chan were flooded with PUDDI, Cheese Pizza and porn.

On December 1st, /b/'s title was "WHY SO PUDDI", and cancer found it's way back to /b/.
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PUDDI by Anonymous165484964 December 3, 2010

Pooter Pudding 

A thick vaginal discharge with a distinct sent and taste.
Meredith was surprised to find a fine helping of pooter pudding in her white cotton panties.
Pooter Pudding by Brett Lu Pone October 31, 2005

Pudding Cup 

Slang term for anus in Federal pound me in the ass prison. Commonly used in the phrase, "shank you for your pudding cup" to mean that you will be cut just above your anus. The resultant bloodflow becomes lubricant for anal intercourse (see F'd in the A) with the new cum bucket.
John: I am going to prison tomorrow.
Off Duty Ninja: Protect your pudding cup.