Ceramic phone to God

The toilet, when vomiting. Known as such due to the noises coming from the bathroom. That, and having your flatmates asking you "how's God?" the next morning.

"aw God!"
*bleurgh*

by moodus March 13, 2005

Phone

1.)An appliance used for communication between two or more people not within talking range.
2.)Used as a substitution for 'call'

1.) Telemarketer: "Hello, If you would give me a minute to tell you about our new offer-" You: *shoots phone*

2.) "I have to phone Catelyn!"

by Freak Obscene April 17, 2004

Weed phone

a separate line a weed dealer keeps to keep in contact with his clients. ideally a pay as you go phone without any ties to the dealer's name or information.

client: yo, i got yo number from my boi,he said u were good for some green.

dealer: woah hold up man, lemme call you on my other phone.

client: aiiite, i got you, just call me on that weed phone of yours.

by weed phone man August 10, 2009

phone sex

when two partners are over the phone moaning and groaning.usually the guy is jacking off and the girl is moaning or fingering herself the tell tells her how many fingers and he just jacks off waitin to ejaculate.

hey baby lets have phone sex!

by princessa. February 25, 2007

phone game

The phone game is usually played during eating, where there is wireless internet available. All participants must put their smartphones on the table, stacked on each other after ordering their meal. All phones must remain untouched until leaving the place. First one to check his/her phone is the loser, and picks up the tab.

The game assures a good conversation during eating.

Dude, let's play the phone game!
No way, I'm texting this hot chick from last night!

by mikcsa November 5, 2012

Bannana Phone

A song by Raffi which talks about a fictional telephone that's a bannana

Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring, bannana phone
Ding dong ding dong ding dong ding, bannana phone
It's so appealing....

by Matt "geico" September 5, 2006

cell phone

A very good way to fry your brain because of the deadly radiation passing through your ear. Plus, unlike what most teenagers think, you can live without one, and save your brain if you do.

Normal kid: Hey wassup?
Popular kid with 5 calls a second: Bshzzshhhzzzzphfshzz...
Normal kid: Are you ok?
Popular kid: I phzhinkh fhso.
Normal kid: Get rid of your cell phone, you'll feel better.
Popular kid: Fshzever!!!!!

by so busted December 28, 2005