Pest

A bloke that doesn't have a type and goes for anyone with a pair of tits and a set of long nails, even if she has had a child removed by social services. No standards and plagues girls on Facebook and Instagram and follows any model wannabe thinking they might get some love in return. Usually goes to the gym, lifts weights, has tattoos and has no brain cells to think or do anything other than that...

Clive is a total fucking pest

by Beejuice June 14, 2016

Pessi

Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.

Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.

by anonymous March 9, 2023

pescetarian

Cheaters. They claim they're vegetarian even though they eat fish, even though fish is an animal and has flesh just like any other animal.

Some pescetarians often eat small amounts of chicken and sometimes beef, then deny it ever happened or say that it "doesn't count."

Person A: I'm a vegetarian, you?

Person B: I'm a pescetarian
Person A: Cheater

So fish is a vegetable now?

by Zara ❤ October 23, 2009

pesticles

used to break awkward silences, usually making them more awkward

PESTICLES! (when walking into shops)

by fairy nuff September 20, 2003

Pescado the Jack

1. An odd label in telling someone that the person has an I.Q. level of a gold fish (pescado meaning in Spanish fish) and an attitude like a jackass. Basically the person is nonsense.

Hence "Pescado the Jack"

2. Hard headed person who is a know-it-all who is really a fool

"If we are going to survive we're going to build a fire"

"Maybe I don't want to build a fire, maybe I want to find rocks and spell S.O.S"

"Listen to me Pescado the Jack, it the dead of night, we are stranded on island, and it is Cold as Hell--"

"Hell can't be cold because it hot."

"Idiot..."

by Ace Carde March 20, 2010

dollars to pesos

used to emphasis a point when you know you are right. it stems from the value of pesos versus dollars

I bet you dollars to pesos that that dude is a fag!

by Marie_Alabama November 19, 2007

sexess pest

A female version of a sex pest. Choops, basically

She asked me to sort out her thong, she's a real sexess pest, that bird

by 10coni June 5, 2011