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pathetic paddington

someone who is so desperate to create a new phrase that they looked up P names on babynames.com so they could find a good name to describe someone being pathetic
wow you are studying on a friday night? you are such a pathetic paddington

you are really adding this phrase onto urbandictionary.com? you are such a pathetic paddington
by candy sanchez December 9, 2008
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strat paddy

A strategy person who refuses to get with the times and instead tries to do other people out of a job by reinventing the world.

Somebody who is innately ANTI-DIGITAL and tries to sneekily recruit followers to this path.
Have you just heard about that underhand tactic by that strat paddy to recruit new followers?
by digi guru November 12, 2010
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author paddleduck

Aunt Julie is the author of Paddleduck Julie, A little girl from Texas. First time publisher of children's books about her childhood in Texas. This is a collection of lively short stories for the young and young at heart.
Author Paddleduck is an adventurous and mischievous girl who likes to have fun. Paddleduck did not want to go to school. Paddleduck was getting ready to start the school year. She had to catch the bus early to get to school on time and be ready to start at 8:00 AM. She begged her mom not to make her go. Lo and behold, she heard a commotion outside. She went to look out the window, and all her friends were playing at the bus stop. YES! Paddleduck was ready to join her friends. Her mom handed her lunch bag to her, and off she went.
by author paddleduck June 13, 2011
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famine padding

Harvey had gained a lot of weight. Maybe he thinks it is famine padding for an upcoming food shortage?
by Teratogen September 29, 2013
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Duck-paddy

A broke guy or girl with nothing to offer but sex.
"Elaine, where are the ballas? There's just a bunch of duck-paddy ass dudes in here."
by mocha_madness March 1, 2015
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Flat Paddywack

A collection of words you use when your friends ask you to give them something to rap about. Guaranteed to stump them under almost any circumstance.
Friend- Hey bro, Give me something to rap about
You- Flatt Paddywack
Friend- The fuck is a Flat Paddywack?
You- Nice rap bruh
by Grandma_Muskrat September 14, 2016
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Meat paddles

My tits longed for his meat paddles.
by Whyiseveryhandletaken February 20, 2017
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