Cyber Pimp

A man whom all the internet chicks go for, even though he can't get a date in real life. ;_;

All of the girls get horny when Solo Maxwell the cyber pimp enters the chatroom!

by Solo Maxwell April 17, 2004

pimp the system

To get more out of a job than one is supposed to get. Getting financial aid when not absolutely necessary.

"Where'd you cop that grip?"

"I figured out how to pimp the system, g, took it out the register on my break!!!"

by Allen Iverson August 05, 2004

True pimp

An absolute milkman. A pimp who is so rich and powerful that hoes bow down before him. Even preppy Asian chicks want his dick. The closest thing to god on earth. He can have whatever he wants. Walking mojo.

1. Bow down to a true pimp bitch!
2. Bill clinton, Paul walker, and snoop dogg are true pimps.

3. Mikey: ah fuck u killed me!

Tom: haha that's right headshot! Yeeea bow down to a true pimp bitch!!!

by Jimmixgjk May 15, 2009

corporate pimp

A person who works as the owner and/or administrative leader of a capitalist and/or fascist company. See also corporate underpimp.

Corporate pimps not only reap the larger payoff from their whores' dealings with customers, they also usually mount them themselves as a means of maintaining their dominant status.

by 1fooln6billion October 28, 2010

no money pimp

A guy that walks around taking care of women but doesn't collect mone.

Robbie P. is a no money pimp and adds to his herem on a daily basis.

by bcombest November 12, 2007

pimp-gangster

The ultimate cool person. It is someone who is cool in any situation. Some people can be referred to as "pimpin'" or "gangsta" but only true ballers can be called "pimp-gangster."

See that guy?!?! Yeah, he's a pimp-gangster!

by garTITS November 20, 2009

Pimp Chimp

A Beginner Pimp; One who has just started pimpin'.

Pimp One: What the hell is that man doing. He can't get a single girl.
Pimp Two: Aww man he's just a Pimp Chimp, leave him alone.

by Air Jesse April 29, 2008