by Johny2424 December 4, 2011
Get the Troll patchmug. When you are trying to have sex with a girl or guy with a big (pumpkin) butt and your penis is too small so you rub your “pumpkin stem” in their butt cheeks to create friction to get off.
Things got weird. She took me to the pumpkin patch.
We went to the pumpkin patch last night
She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
We went to the pumpkin patch last night
She said take me to the pumpkin patch and I came in her cheeks.
by DJMAA November 17, 2023
Get the Take me to the pumpkin patchmug. See “onion patch”
the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.
look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.
damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
the space between the thighs of a woman close to the pubic region. if these thighs touch and cause persperation throughout the day, this area is potentially stinky and now called an onion patch.
look at that onion patch...i'd still hit that.
damn i went down on her after work and she had one nasty onion patch.
Jason: “Hey man, did you hit that?”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
Other Jason: “naw, man, I didn’t touch that stanky Ass onion patch pussy”
by GrandmaDyNOmite October 20, 2021
Get the onion patch pussymug. A funny, confident, cute young man... what else can we say. Emphasis on man, he’s not a boy and doesn’t play games. They usually work in hospitality such as a receptionist in a hotel. He loves to walk and loves an adventure. You will never get bored with a Patch. They also love to get there tummy scratches!!
1.Omg where is Patch?!?
2. Haha, You know Patch, probably at the hotel or at the hotel or on a walk!
2. Haha, You know Patch, probably at the hotel or at the hotel or on a walk!
by Jigglebellrock May 17, 2020
Get the Patchmug. by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022
Get the Wet patch survivormug. it's a bra fr
by jussomeweeb September 20, 2020
Get the booby-patchmug. Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.
Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”
by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022
Get the Patchedmug.