Fast Mattress

Getting laid as fast as possible.

If you want some fast mattress you gotta use Tinder.

by jSalty January 12, 2019

snow mattress

The layer of snow on the roof of a car or truck. They are seen when someone drives around having failed to remove it from the top of their car/truck and can slide off and hit people or other vehicles. snow, snow storm, ice, blizzard, cars, trucks, road, highway, ice scraper, mattress

I got pummeled by a driver’s snow mattress while I was walking down the street yesterday.

by joecoolthefool January 14, 2019

Mia Mottram

That girl that will always back a night out no matter what but always seems to go missing for half the night

Where's Clive? has he done a Mia Mottram?

by seshdiariesxoxo March 16, 2019

Raw mattress

Mattress without any sheets or blankets.

Why are you sleeping on a raw mattress?

Look at this truck driver, he is sleeping on a raw mattress.

by Teacher C March 24, 2019

Kiera Mutarelli

a beautiful girl with an attitude to match it. 😍🥰

wow that girl was such a kiera mutarelli

by hairyfarts May 30, 2019

gutter mutt

Used to describe a vulgar female who is an AIDS infested piece of shit.

ie Look at that filthy maggot over there. She is nothing but a gutter mutt.

by PrincessUnihornz July 23, 2019

Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks

She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress

by Mrsknoxoverstreet October 31, 2020