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penis murking

When you're jerking off and you lose your erection due to an embarrassing or negative outside force.
Friend: "why are you so down?"
Me: "couldn't finish busting a nut last night."
Friend: "why not?"
Me: "got a case of penis murking."
by xSebZero April 11, 2021
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Crusty_Musky

A streamer who occasionally breaksdown and has a identity crisis(hes had 5)
Man 1:when stream
Crusty_Musky:break from streaming lol
by Crusty_Musky June 17, 2021
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Hugh Murry

very sleek and aerodynamic flies through the air like a slicked baby, likes to sing edm vocalisations/ try to kill people
Hugh murry marriage
why the y marryied :)
by Caitlibg Gitl September 11, 2021
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Sparky Marky

A loser who doesn't mind his own business also a man who does not get loved by his wife
by anonymous February 2, 2022
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Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.
I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.
by Fake Valor March 18, 2022
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William Murry

William Murry is a lil bitch who loves his bf more then his gf (bf frank) (gf a fucking whore) he would suck franks dick anyday of the week frank>william bitch ass
Person 1 WILLIAM MURRY IS A LIL BITCH WHO LOVES HIS BF MORE THEN HIS GF AND WOULD SUCK FRANKS DICK ANYDAY OF THE WEEK FRANK>WILLIAM
Person 2 frank would buttfuck this lil whore

Person 3 OMG IS FRANK MAKING WILLIAM SUCK HIS DICK INFRONT OF HIS GF WILLIAM IS SUCH A LIL BITCH
by Frank papi June 6, 2022
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Uncle Marky mark

Hey make sure uncle marky mark makes these new electric trucks !
by Yesmamsir July 28, 2022
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