Crikey Mikey

What she screams after you put it in the wrong hole after slipping out

Her: Put it back in my… Ah! Crikey Mikey!

by Wuzitdachad June 14, 2022

national mikey day

A day to celebrate Mikey way in all his fabulousness
September 10th

Girl 1: IT'S NATIONAL MIKEY DAY!!!

girl 2: who's Mikey?

Girl 1: THE BEST PERSON ON EARTH

by Mikey way is the best July 31, 2022

Upper Muley Twist

When you tell someone you'll be back at a reasonable time, but then actually do a 20 mile hike and get back 3 hours after sunset. What a twist.

"Let's pull an Upper Muley Twist on Kelsey tonight. She'll never see it coming."

by slot_shots October 14, 2022

papa muey

Papa Muey is an absolute Chad of a person. He runs a shop that has anything you could ever think of. Ask if you may: does he have a Turtle Hermit GI? He sure does; does he have a lightsaber? He sure does; does he have a Bugatti? Oh-ho, he sure does. He sells anything and everything.

Jim: Yo, you want to buy some dildos and vibrators and shit?

Johnson: Ay-yo? Bro, where the fuck is you gon find that at?

Jim: Papa Muey has everything we can ever imagine!

Johnson: Got dayum! Just thinking about him makes my penis drool.

Jim: Hell yeah!

by Papa Muey February 7, 2023

The Mikey Zone

When you’re really gay for this guy and pretend it’s a joke but everyone knows you really want to kiss him on the forehead and see his cock. He also hates you.

“Bro, Mikey keeps logging off every time I ask to see his cock. I’m in the Mikey Zone.”

by Mikeylolsldodjfifif February 9, 2024

code mikey

The best thing very because very Mike Espinosa Ekkovision type shit

You white boy use code Mikey on Ekkovision

by Yankees231$ June 12, 2024

Cycling Mikey

He is a person who goes around London and harasses the drivers in London who were using their phones whilst stationary in traffic. He also got abused by his wife which was probably the main reason for him to harass these drivers. Many of his victims include: Chris Eubank SR and other high profile celebrities.

Driver 1- "Omg Cycling Mikey is there"
*proceeds to ram him off the road and knock him over.*

by yeyeyyeyeyeyeykanyehrhf June 13, 2025